Remakes and Reboots and Sequels! Oh My!
Well folks, its happened. Hollywood has completely run out of ideas for major film releases.
So far this year we have received remake after reboot after pointless sequel. And as expected, most fell flat on their faces. Only a select few will stand the passage of time as memorable films.
And from the looks of it, 2017 isn’t going to be any better. So far on the roster there’s:
- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tale
- Power Rangers
- Beauty and the Beast
- Kong: Skull Island
- Transformers: the Last Knight
- Star Wars VIII
- Alien: Covenant
- War for the Planet of the Apes
- World War Z 2
- Despicable Me 3
- Fast 8
- Annabelle 2
- Cars 3
- Blade Runner 2049
- etc. etc. etc.
Like, what the hell is going on? Everything on this list has already been done! I didn’t even name all the damn superhero movies coming out, but I’ll leave that for another day.
Now I don’t mean to judge these movies without seeing them, and when I do see them I will judge each based upon their own merit. It’s just very disappointing for me (and many others too) to see so many movies being needlessly and shamelessly redone. Especially when we know its just because studios want to make a bunch of money.
Not one film that I listed above needed any sort of remake or sequel. Some of these films may be good, they may even be great! But they all beg the question why? I love Blade Runner and Pirates of the Caribbean, but the stories are over. Go home. It’s finished. Stop adding to stories already made and make something different.
Alien is my favorite movie of all time, and I would be lying if I said I wasn’t pumped for Alien: Covenant. But if film makers just keep giving me the same stuff I always want, how will I ever be challenged to try something new? I want to be challenged with new themes and new concepts on the big screen, so maybe its best if we put some of these films to rest.
I’m starting to get pissed off at all these remakes. Hollywood executives don’t care about movie fans and only have an interest in making money. I think that some day soon people are going to catch on to all this remake/sequel bull crap. And when they do, Hollywood will have to get clever and stop redoing things that have already been done.